cookies bad beat corner where all the muffers can discuss how they muffed cookie

max, max where are you?

Well it was a classic really...

There i was with about 70k and thought i would give it a button steal with 4 3 diamonds, raised it 3 x the blind and cookie flat calls.

Flop comes down A 3 5, 2 hearts so I have bottom pair and a gutshot. Cookie checks and I continuation bet 6.5k about pot size, representing the A, hoping to take it down there and then. Cookie flat calls. Uh oh! next card is Q clubs and cookie checks again. After being sniped at by cookie all night for my pay i decided to make a stand and bet again 12.5k, after ages thinking about it cookie makes a great call, but only leaving himself 8k back. river comes down a 4 hearts giving me 2 pair, cookie checks and so do i and BOOM!!! OFF HE GOES!

I was at it, he made a good call and I got lucky
But I still would have played those K's stronger pre-flop and he still only had 1 pair!!!

Beat that one boys!

id just like to say well done max...and well played! you managed to commit 20k to a pot with bottom pair no kicker....then after hitting your miracle card on the river...check behind me because clearly you at no point in the hand, had got a clue where you were......BLIND POKER.....that'll get you far maxwell!!!

and ill just add....the reason i was a bit cautious pre flop, was because the dealer....(which strangely enough, was max).....managed to flip over a king whilst clumsily bumbling around with the deck!

after max's 'scared' bet on the flop....id already decided that he was 'at it' with nothing....hence i was willing to call a 12k turn bet rather than push...(which if i had...max was committed to call anyway i might add....with bottom pair...4 kicker)

in the immortal words of my good friend Dave....everyone here are COCKS!!

this is about muffin you mate not playing better than you

yep youre right......my mistake.

carry on

i should know better......note to self.....DONT TAP THE AQUARIUM....YOULL SCARE AWAY THE FISH!!

Do I go into one of your categories now??

you were already there bud!